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Not March, but April

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Death march (software development):

In the software development and software engineering industries, a death march is a dysphemism for a project that is destined to fail. Usually it is a result of unrealistic or overly optimistic expectations in scheduling, feature scope, or both

Juice Check

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Hmmm, now having vented my spleen quite fully over the spamming antics of Mike Furir (apologies for the excessive profanity -- I've been overdue for a good spleen-vent), I got to thinking about last summer's blogosphere debacle with Quick Boys Moving and Storage.

Sure enough, a Google search on "Quick Boys Movers" still puts Accordion Guy's and Boing Boing's posts ahead of the Quick Boys site itself on the results list.

Interestingly, I started noticing several weeks ago that Quick Boys started advertising on HaloScan, who provide free commenting and trackback services for bloggers. I wonder how that's working out for them.

Some asshole named Mike Furir has been posting comment spam here on le blog for the last few days. Thankfully, the comment filters installed by my lovely and talented blog-host Mr. GAK have ensured that said spam finds its way to the junk bin and does not besmirch your eyes, my dear readers. (All six of you.)

A quick Google confirmed that I'm not the only one getting hit by this shitsmear named Mike Furir. (Hey, that rhymed.) Here are a few other posts on the topic:

So, Mike Furir, how's your Google-juice now, ya stupid moron?

It's been a very difficult week.

Mood Board, 12 March 2006

I think I've been managing the situation fairly well, but it's been, uh, "challenging". (Addendum 15 March 2005: The matter has been resolved to my satisfaction. Hallelujah.)

Here are a couple resources on playing nicely with others and dealing with sticky interpersonal situations:

In other workplace-related news, the inventor of the cubicle regrets his creation as a terrible mistake.

Ouch

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Despite the whimsical tagline "cartoons drawn on the back of business cards", the scribblings done by Hugh Macleod over at gapingvoid often capture a truth that is both pithy and precise.

Twenty years ago, this cartoon would have had people scratching their heads.

The Three Ages of Slavery -- 20's: Temp, 30's: Freelance, 40's Consultant

Today, it is a way of life.

Weekly Mood Board, 27 November 2005

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Another week. Another grid.

Mood Board, 27 November 2005

It was yet another week of dark and cold, and trying to get a good night's sleep.

Even though we've yet to reach the end of November, I went and downloaded some MP3s from eMusic, thanks to having purchased a "booster pack" for an extra 50 tracks, which I can download at any time. I've only made use of 7 downloads thus far, having bought some nice calming tunage to play at bedtime:

  • Gas - Koenigsforst -- featuring an array of string samples taken from vinyl LPs, backed with a drum machine; this isn't entirely suitable as bedtime music, but it is good for quieter evening listening thank to its droning atmospheric sound
  • Kelly Howell - Sound Sleep -- consisting of a single hour-long track titled "Music with Delta Waves", this is meant to be listened to through headphones so that the delta waves can induce your brain into a sleeping state; unfortunately, sleeping with headphones on is not particularly comfortable, but I still found it to be somewhat useful to be played softly through speakers in the background

I also bought a couple songs from iTunes:

  • Laika - "Alphabet Soup" -- yet another dirtyradio discovery, this tune is all spacy and electronic, with vocals that remind me of Kate Bush
  • Alice Cooper - "Clones (We're All)" -- one does not ordinarily associate Alice Cooper with New Wave, but he did produce some work in the early 80s that fits reasonably well in the genre; "Clones" combines a Gary Numan aesthetic with Brave New World imagery for just under three minutes of enjoyable listening

Other highlights of the week include all-day Friday and Saturday sessions for this taxonomy and metadata course that I'm taking (nothing says "rip-roaring good times" like parking your ass in a classroom on Saturday morning to learn about faceted classfication and controlled vocabularies), and getting my flu shot for this year. Yes, it's sad that those count as "highlights".

In response to my previous post, which contained a link to this overview of social bookmarking services, Maria asked:

So I don't understand that "social bookmarks" thing. I've tried to, but I guess I'm a bit daft. Could you explain it to me?

Wherein I will respond by posting this definition of "social bookmarking" from Wikipedia (more on the Wikipedia page itself):

Social bookmarking is an activity performed over a computer network that allows users to save and categorize (see folksonomy) a personal collection of bookmarks and share them with others. Users may also take bookmarks saved by others and add them to their own collection, as well as to subscribe to the lists of others—a personal knowledge management tool.

Which hopefully answers your question, Maria. However, I feel obligated to supplement that that with a mini link-vomit, which may possibly be of interest to someone:

Info-junkie that I am, I rather like the social-bookmarking thing as a quick-and-dirty way to capture interesting things that I find online. My "Drive-by Linking" category here on this blog draws in the links that I post to my del.icio.us account. I actually use Spurl as my front-end to capture the links, which get cross-posted to del.icio.us (there were reasons why I started doing that which no longer apply, but I still do it the same way just because).

I've also tried out Furl, which I never really got into (there has also been a Furl backlash), and occasionally use Simpy and Jots.

The thing with bookmarking with bookmarking a ton of links for later, however, is finding the time to go back and revisit them. But that is the subject of another post...

Weekday Mid-day Meals

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Here's a handy tip: outdated project plans (printed on 11x17 paper) make excellent placemats if you want to each lunch at your desk.

Then again, maybe it would be better if you went out for lunch.

Lists About Work

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Crash Boom Bang

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I love my Firefox browser. Really, I do, whatwith all the cool extensions that provide some totally nifty functionality, and all.

But I am really getting hella goddam sick and tired of it crashing on me all the time -- popups in particular (even user-requested ones) seem to make it choke, sputter, and die.

It's been happening for the last couple versions now. Version 1.0.6 was supposedly a "stability" release, but it hasn't seemed to make one lick of difference.

There's a Beta version 1.5 available for the brave people to try, but I am not one of them.

I'm telling ya, though, if this crashy stuff doesn't get corrected soon, I'm thinking about switching back to Opera.

Over at The Adventures of Accordion Guy in the 21st Century, Joey relates how he was threatened by Quick Boys Moving & Storage over a negative comment about the business that someone posted on his blog.

Of course, the ensuing blogostorm has ensured that the bad publicity that Quick Boys was so eager to avoid has been multiplied tenfold (just getting covered in BoingBoing alone means that several thousand people have read about it).

Oops. Or, rather, HaHa!

Monday Creeps Up

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Another weekend is drawing to a close. Do you have that sinking feeling in the pit of your stomach? Do you? Do you? Well, you're not alone.

Sunday-Night Depression Afflicts Even Happy Employees
People who suffer from the Sunday-night doldrums don't necessarily dislike work, but they sure don't like the thought of it. For many of the afflicted, the pre-Monday funk is yet another workplace echo of grade school. The only difference between this one and fire drills, cafeteria trays, bullies, teams and report cards (a.k.a. performance reviews) is that it happens every week, and yelling "Force field!" won't protect you.

Maybe you can try screaming along with these people (embedded Quicktime) to vent your dread and frustration.

(If you like the screaming video, there's an extended version of it, plus some other visuals, to be found here.)

The Tsunami in your Inbox

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Over at Clicks & Notes, I have a bunch of links on managing your email.

I confess that I have been very, very bad at dealing with/responding to email (as some of you may know). This is something that I hope to improve in the future.

Creating Good User Passwords

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(I posted these links on the other blog already, but thought they might be of interest to the viewing audience here.)

  • The Password Is Fayleyure
    Today’s password authentication schemes are little more than security placebos. They perversely inspire abuse, misuse, and criminal mischief by deliberately making users the weakest link in the security chain. Greater teleprocessing power has made stealing or cracking password sequences ever faster, better, and cheaper.
    (via Tomalak's Realm)
  • Secure passwords with nursery rhymes
    Take a phrase or saying, or perhaps a line from a song that you can remember readily, then type the first letter of each word as you say it to yourself... You can make it even more secure by throwing in a few number / character substitutions - zeros for the letter 'o', for example.
  • Password Production
    The general idea is to pick a two-word combination you can easily remember (and) interleave the words... In cases where your two words have different lengths, you can always tack on numbers.
    (via Cutting Through)

Worklife miscellany

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Browser Update

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BTW, after checking my site stats, I'm pleased to see that more than half of the visitors coming here are not using Internet Explorer:

Cshift-browser-stats-16jan2005.gif

As for the other 45% of you: why are you still using IE? Why? Why?

I've been happily using Firefox as my default browser for the last several months now, and it rocks. And don't forget that you can still use Firefox on a Windows PC where you don't have "install" privileges.

Not convinced? Visit Browse Happy to find out why you shouldn't use IE and to learn about some of your web-browsing alternatives.

A few year-end job-related things crossing my radar:

Another new toy to dream about

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palmOne Tungsten T5

palmOne Tungsten T5 Handheld:

  • 320 x 480 colour display
  • 256MB storage
  • Intel 416MHz XScale Processor

Drool!

Enough is Enough

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Right.

If I haven't updated this monster in the next week, will someone please freaking well slap me....

Meanwhile, feel free to peruse the sidebar. And -- if you've got the drive space and bandwidth -- visit the MP3 Blogs Aggregator often. Very often.

See you in a week.

Foxy!

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I've been happily using Opera as my default browser at home for the last couple of years, but I find it's been really crashy on me lately.

So when I started up Firefox this evening, I checked the little box to make it my default browser instead.

Get Firefox!

However, I'm now finding that it's not integrating with Star Downloader properly (I'm using the Free Version), which is very annoying, given my MP3 harvesting binges of the last while.

*sigh*

Addendum (07 October 2004): Fixed the integration problem with Star Downloader -- turned out that some of my QuickTime settings had gotten changed somehow. Back to downloading mayhem.

Socks up

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Right.

Over at Ripples, David St. Lawrence offers some sobering words, as well as encouragement, on escaping a dead end job.

On with the day.

Everybody say "whaaaaa??"

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In case you've somehow managed to missed it, Troutgirl has been fired by her employer, Friendster, over her blog.

Yep, that Friendster -- the company whose product facilitates networking and socializing online. Kind of like the way blogs do.

That's a real head-scratcher.

The prime source of linkage tracking the blogosphere's reaction seems to be over on Jeremy Zawodny's Blog, so I'll not bother to duplicate it here, having spewed out my own list of links about blogging and employment not too long ago. (Further irony: one of the articles in that list was written by Joyce Park -- Troutgirl herself.)

(Yes, I'm writing this while at work. The less said about that, the better.)

It would seem that Drew from toothpastefordinner knows all about the rules of workplace snacking -- and their effects:

Departmental Fattening

Creativity: Super-Extended Remix

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In the month or so after writing his "How to Be Creative" post, Hugh at Gaping Void has been making follow-up posts, expanding on his thoughts, and adding to the original list.

Now, he's gone and put it all together -- check out "How to Be Creative (Long Version)". This one's a keeper.

A list of KM-CM-IA-ID-UX links

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Happiness on the web

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Everybody and their grandmother are linking to this (and hence, you may have some trouble getting through on the first try):

Browse Happy
Internet Explorer can make your computer unsafe. Why not switch to a browser that's more secure?

Remember, kids -- you can still use Firefox on a Windows PC where you don't have "install" privileges.

Get happy. Switch today.

Jim from Blogs Canada (Hi, Jim!) dropped a quick note on the weekend to bring my attention to this news article:

Nunavut Tourism fires web-logging staffer

A Nunavut Tourism marketing officer was fired last month after a local resident complained about a web site she ran in her spare time.

Penny Cholmondeley, known on the Internet as "Polar Penny," was surprised to learn on July 18 that she was being fired because of the online journal, or web log, she had kept since her arrival in Iqaluit in January.

The web log, or "blog," was easily found by typing the words "Polar Penny" into a search engine, and often topped search engine lists generated by people looking up a local business in Iqaluit, or for photos of Frobisher Bay.

During the six months she lived in Iqaluit, Cholmondeley regularly updated the site with details about life in the North, including photographs, anecdotes, and what she thought were personal opinions, including food and restaurant reviews.

Cholmondeley was baffled when executive director Maureen Bundgaard said that she had received an anonymous complaint from someone in town, and that she had to let Cholmondeley go, just before the end of her six month probation period.

As Jim notes:

There are some bizarre aspects to this tale and some unanswered questions. The complaint over which Penny was dismissed was apparently made anonymously. One anonymous complaint can get you canned? The nature of the complaint has not been made public either by Nunavut Tourism or Ms. Cholmondeley.

MetaFilter also ran the story, generating much discussion and speculation; some believe that Penny's former employers are idiots, whereas others just shrug.

What can I say? We've seen this happen before, and no matter how innocent you think your post may be, you can still get slapped upside the head for it.

I, too have pondered this before, although it's been from the (somewhat) comfortable perspective of not having had a job to lose. As I once said:

OK, a few simple rules are perfectly reasonable. For instance:

  • Don't blog during work hours.
  • Don't say anything slanderous about your colleagues or your customers.
  • Don't disclose confidential information on your blog.
But what if you simply express an opinion on your blog which the powers that be at your workplace don't agree with? Where does the line of appropriate vs. inappropriate get drawn?

(Well, rules are perhaps easier made then followed -- I've gone and broken rule #1 several times already; and while I haven't said anything slanderous or disclosed anything confidential, I have expressed sentiments in recent months that may be a little too candid for some.)

I guess I'm in the 'shrug' camp, because -- let's face it -- there were employers who picked on, harassed, and even fired their employees for trumped up reasons long before the internet was around. Of course it sucks. But it happens.

Anyway, I'm sort of having trouble winding this screed up, so I'll just cop out and post a fistful of links like I usually do...

More thoughts on the perils of blogging and employment:

On the other hand, some people like living dangerously. Fuck This Job is an online community where they believe that "job blogging helps you better deal with those ass customers, stupid boss decisions and other daily crap you get at work everyday."

I have to admit, it sure feels good to let off some steam here in cyberspace.

Addendum 14 August 2004: Hotlinks points to this Washington Post article about the fallout from when a Capitol Hill mail clerk's blog gains widespread notoriety.

Addendum 16 August 2004: Yet another article on the subject; here's Blog slog can get you in trouble in the workplace.

I've mentioned them before, but it bears repeating: TinyApps.Org is an excellent source of software -- most of it free -- that can fit on a floppy disk. A number of the programs are also recipients of the "Green Award", meaning that the software

  • does not require installation
  • does not write to the registry
  • does not create or modify files outside of its own directory

I'm less familiar with Under1mb.com, but it too boasts "Freeware that Fits on a Floppy".

I've found it useful to have a number of these minimalist utilities copied onto floppy disks, or burned to mini-CD -- you have a little Windows toolkit that you can take with you wherever you need it.

Say Bye-Bye to IE

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Over at Blamblog, Brett has been exhorting (to put it mildly) his readers to stop using Microsoft Internet Explorer. The ensuing comment thread noted that, when one websurfs at work -- almost invariably on a PC running Windoze -- one doesn't always have the option of using an alternate browser.

Or do they? I responded:

If your user settings don't allow you to 'install' software on your workplace PC, you can still use the ZIPped version of Firefox, available here:

http://ftp.mozilla.org/pub/mozilla.org/firefox/releases/0.9.1/

Addendum 30 July 2004: You can now find version 0.9.2 at
http://ftp.mozilla.org/pub/mozilla.org/firefox/releases/0.9.2/

Addendum 12 August 2004: Whatever the latest release of Firefox is, find it here:
http://ftp.mozilla.org/pub/mozilla.org/firefox/releases/

Just unzip the contents into a directory on your hard drive, and you can run it from there.

Should you require a ZIP program, may I suggest 100K_Zipper. It doesn't handle any kind of compressed file other than ZIP, but it does benefit from not requiring installation. Find it here:

http://www.quickzip.org/quickzip/information.php

Heck, even my Mom and Dad have made the switch to Mozilla (albeit, at the insistence of my brother and I, who serve as de facto tech support to the parental household). After all, there are many things that Mozilla can do which IE cannot.

On my main desktop PC here, chez Hovel, I use Opera, which works just fine for me on Win98SE. However, I've had less luck with Opera on my notebook PC, which runs WinME. (The "ME", I believe, stands for "Multiple Expletives", which is what it usually drives me to using, thanks its overall crappiness.) So on my notebook, I use Firefox.

Tricked-out browser overload

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Adding a toolbar or two to your web browser can be useful, but is it possible to take things too far?

(via Information Nation)

Some blog posts that are particularly relevant right now:

A while back, Curt also pointed to this article on Monster.com:

Good advice, all around. The tough part is applying it.

Hoop-de-doo

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Sadly, there are times when this seems true:

Corporate Policy Change

Thank you, toothpastefordinner.

Web Theft Sucks

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[I meant to post this on Monday, but my fancy-ass new home internet connection has been muy uncooperative for the last two days. I am not happy.]

Kudos to Richard for providing these links about website piracy:

More Monks

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Awright, just one more post on the Shaolin Monks....

Did some Googling, and found a number of references to a Windows Help file that goes into greater detail about the 100 action principles. The text is based on a book written by one Bill Fitzpatrick.

The original page by whoever made the help file is gone, but I did find a copy of the file hosted elsewhere.

I've also gone and mirrored the file here:

Random Shaolin Action Principles

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Further to the previous post, Matthew M. Boedicker has put a Shaolin Action Principle Randomizer on his site. To draw a different principle from the deck, just refresh the page in your browser.

Thanks, Matthew!

Also found squirreled away on a ZIP disk was this list of 100 Action Principles of the Shaolin Monks (plain text file, 2.59 kb). I have no idea where I got it from.

Taken out of context, some of the points don't mean much, but others are simply good common sense:

Getting Things Done

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While doing some ZIP disk archaeology last night (I have a ton of ZIP disks dating back to the late 90s), I came across a copy of David Allen's workflow diagram that I have in my Daytimer:

workflowengl.gif

A quick Googling about yielded the following additional goodies:

I actually do own a copy of the book Getting Things Done -- The Art of Stress-Free Productivity, and it's... somewhere... here in The Hovel... um... partially read...

Really should get that done.

Attention, Firefox fans

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Mookie points to the following goodies that you can add to Mozilla Firefox:

another round of info-linkage

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Tiny Update to Firefox

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Firefox has released an incremental update -- version 0.9.1 is available for download.

Visually kick-starting the brain

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Tesugen has put together a "mood board" to help him focus his ideas while designing a website:

this is a mood board

I'm a total sucker for having visual stimuli around when I'm working on stuff -- something which has caused some small measure of consternation and bafflement at my current place of employ. Now that I know that this is a recognized tool for conducting qualitative marketing research, I figure I can push the envelope a little more with my cube decoration.

(Thanks to Plasticbag for the link.)

[Addendum 29 June 2004: IAwiki has a nice page dedicated to Cubicle Decoration -- links to all sorts of diagrams and posters of things related to Information Architecture (spotted on del.icio.us)]

  • Can You Hear Me Now? All Too Clearly, I'm Afraid
    Because cellphones are tiny, some people assume there's a need to shriek into them. "On a small phone, you can't hear yourself; therefore, you don't think anybody else can hear you," she said.
    (via Nathan's Notebook)
  • I Want to Be Alone. Please Call Me.
    Consider the case of Lilia Belkova, a passenger earlier this month on a US Airways flight from Miami to Philadelphia. She refused repeated requests by flight attendants to turn off her cellphone so the plane could take off. Hanging up on her caller, she said, would be rude. Things got so out of hand that the plane had to return to the terminal, but not before Ms. Belkova, 38, had slapped a federal air marshal.
    (via Follow Me Here)

linkage: information and tools

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Over at Gaping Void, Hugh's got yet another brilliant cartoon online:

Stop worrying about technology. Start worrying about who trusts you.

He's also got some great thoughts about it here.

I've been having trouble remembering what day of the week it is.

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(photo courtesy pixelperfectdigital.com)

Villagers with Pitchforks has this handy guide to calibrating non-weekday enjoyment:

My definition of a good weekend: it's a good weekend if all you can remember about your DayJob is where you work.

Which reminds me of a quote from an old Dilbert strip:

Morning Amnesia: Nature's way of keeping you from waking up screaming.

I stumbled across a comic strip yesterday that I had seen on a co-worker's bulletin board a few years ago -- The Adventures of Action Item will ring true with anyone who's been exposed to too much office jargon.

The Nub points to two excerpts from a book called Willing Slaves: How the Overwork Culture is Ruining Our Lives -- part 1 is here and part 2 is here.

Lastly, someone on del.icio.us posted this link to a tale about Downsizing the Human Deadwood.

Firefox 0.9 Released

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Get Firefox

The latest version of Mozilla's leaner, speedier cousin is available for download.

And, while not prominently listed, there is a ZIP file version for Windows (5.99 MB) available -- perfect if one finds oneself using a PC that doesn't allow you to install new software.

(I'm just saying, you know...)

mondo squshy business linkage

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too much reading

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I just did another extreme weed and kill of saved items in my aggregator. Here's some work-related stuff that survived.

KM:

IA:

Web design:

Marketing:

General Business:

[Addendum: Ugh. Just as I finally get this post online, I spot another thing in the aggregator -- InfoWorld has a special report on Enterprise Information Portals.]

tech linkage cleanout

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cleaning out IA/ID/UX links

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I deliberately avoided linking to The Memespread Project before because I was turned off by the tagline and read no further -- linking to something just because it says "Spread this Meme: Link to this site. Send it to your friends. Get the word out." seemed kind of lame.

Fortunately, the project had plenty of help without the likes of yours truly, and (as I would have discovered before, had I bothered to read the tiny type on the page) the ensuing link-frenzy was analysed and an report on the results (PDF, 126 kb) published.

I did, however, happily/unwittingly participate in the 23/5 meme -- a much more organic experiment, methinks, in popular link propagation because it wasn't obviously labelled as such. LaughingMeme has his(?) own write-up, page 23, sentence 5: an autopsy

And, while that was going on, I was collecting these links on information flow:

And, just in case you missed them when they were all the rage a month ago (the links having fallen victim to my Bloglines purge the first time 'round), here are some additional links: