It's 6pm on a Saturday and you're standing in the canned goods aisle of the supermarket, trying not to panic.
Something's wrong. You think you got lost.
You look in your handbasket, and you see:
- 4 Lean Cuisine
- 1 loaf of bread
- deli meat and pre-sliced cheese
- 2 tins of smoked mussels
These are not your groceries. There must be some mistake.
What the hell happened?
What. The. Hell. Happened?
You missed something. You slipped up somewhere.
Shit.
But you can't put it all back. It's much too late for that.
Checkout time.
This is your sandwich. Now eat it.
Comments
Wow! I love it! Did you come up with it?
Posted by: Maria | March 5, 2006 10:38 AM
Credits for the visual prologue go to Hugh at gapingvoid.com, but yes, sad to say, the text is all mine.
I even have the receipt from Dominion to prove it.
Posted by: jen | March 5, 2006 6:00 PM
Dare I ask which part was dessert?
Posted by: Beagle | March 6, 2006 3:26 PM