Brilliant -- utterly freaking brilliant:
"If you all don’t lower your voices and cease calling me Satan, I will have to sing show tunes."
Via lactose incompetent.
Meanwhile, stereogum posts photos from Britney Spears' wedding, featuring the bride and groom in matching white baggy tracksuits. Mock all you want to, but I'll admit that -- more than once -- it's occured to me that an all-sweatpants wedding would not (necessarily) be a bad thing.
As Davezilla would say: "Klassy with a capital K."