- it doesn't count if it's food left over from a meeting
- it doesn't count if it's something you bought out of the vending machine using only nickels and dimes
- it doesn't count if it's someone's birthday cake
- it doesn't count if it's something that someone else went downstairs to buy and brought back to you at your desk while you've been working
- it doesn't count if you're drowsy and trying to concentrate
Comments
It doesn't count if your boss has a bowl full of candy on her desk, and you're losing your mind because of something that your boss decreed to begin with.
Posted by: Jimcat | August 25, 2004 8:48 AM
it doesn't count if a co-worker went to the trouble of baking cookies. it would be rude to eat less than 2.
Posted by: bob | August 25, 2004 2:03 PM
Oh, my belly aches...
Posted by: Greffier | August 26, 2004 2:18 AM
amen sister!
(it also doesn't count if it's under threat of being disposed of by the cleaning crew)
Posted by: graig | August 26, 2004 4:54 PM
It doesn't count. Period.
Posted by: Maria | August 27, 2004 1:15 AM