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Dubya-speak

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Slate has published a selection of quotes from George W. Bush:

"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?" -- Florence, S.C., Jan. 11, 2000

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it." -- Reuters, May 5, 2000

"I have said that the sanction regime is like Swiss cheese -- that meant that they weren't very effective." -- White House press conference, Washington, D.C., Feb. 22, 2001

(Via Technorati.)

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Addendum: In the interest of equal time for Canuckian stupidity, here are some quotes from current Prime Minister Jean Chretien

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As amusing as it is to make fun of President Bush's verbal idiosyncracies, one has to keep in mind that most of these quotes are taken from unscripted, unrehearsed conversations. There is a big difference between the way language is used in writing and how it is used in conversation. Just about anyone's speech, if transcribed word-for-word, would contain plenty of non-words, incomplete senetences and thoughts, contradictions, and grammatical errors.

Having put myself in the rather odd position of defending GWB, I'll add a further quote that can be found on the back of the "American Apology Shirt" (www.americanapologyshirt.com):

"In a free society, diversity is not disorder, debate is not strife, and dissent is not revolution."
- George W. Bush, 22 Feb. 2002, Qinghua University, Beijing

Now if only those thoughts had passed through his brain on the way from the paper to his mouth...

I'll admit, I was going for the cheap and easy laugh when I posted this. My bad.

but he is the president of America. one would hope that the leader of the most powerful nation in the world would be able to complete a sentence which makes some sense.

but he is the president of America. one would hope that the leader of the most powerful nation in the world would be able to complete a sentence which makes some sense.

One would think that there would be an IQ requirement for this job. The man is a total moron both socially and intellectually.