You are a blue-blooded netizen, my lonely friend:
you probably dream in technicolour VR Gibsonian
cyberporno, read faster than superbabies hooked
on phonics and may even strive to separate
yourself from the Instant Messaging masses by
contributing to the content and structure of
the Internet. Thou art digerati, yo.
Are You Plugged-in to the Internet?
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Yeah, but will it get me job?