Been a while since I checked out some of the blogs that Blogger highlights on its home page. Today I decided to visit Girls Are Pretty.
Holy fuck.
This thing is raw, as in staring-at-the-maimed-flesh-on-your-forearm-that-you've-just-shredded-with-the-broken-end-of-a-Wild Turkey-bottle-for-something-to-do raw. Pretty Girl exhorts that you "(c)ome to this blog, every single day, and you will be told what to do." Her tonics for the sheep include:
"You're Shooting Heroin Into Your Labia All Wrong!! Day!""Ask Your Blind Date Whether He Or She Can Ever Hear The Sound Of Blood Screaming Through His Or Her Veins Day!"
"Feast Upon Your Regret Like It's The Lifelong Scourge Upon Your People, Responsible For The Death Of Your Extended Family, At Long Last Slain And Roasted Upon A Spit At The Foot Of A Simmering Volcano Day!"
"Confess To Your Officemate That Sometimes Even The Most Casual Physical Contact, Like A Handshake, Can Make You Wanna Set Yourself On Fire Day!"
Well, you can't argue with that.
Also check out an article that the blog links to called "The Office Birthday" (ya think it's the same author maybe?). It's so true.