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Cooking for Dummies

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Friend of mine e-mailed me this a while back, but the link resurfaced in a thread on Slashdot. The ArsTechnica Cookbook of "Bachelor Chow" is compilation of recipes by geek fans of ArsTechnica. As you might guess, the recipes are of varying degrees of culinary comptency.

I damn near bust a gut laughing while reading this recipe:

Popcorn Chicken

6-7 lb chicken,
1 cup melted butter,
1 cup stuffing,
1 cup uncooked popcorn.
Salt and pepper chicken to taste

Preheat oven to 350 degrees.
Brush chicken well with melted butter, salt and pepper.
Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn.
Place in baking pan in oven.
Listen for popping sounds; when chicken's ass blows out the oven door
and flies across the room, chicken is done.

By PerrtyEyes


Or, as a follow-up to last week's beverage madness, how about:
Guiness Float

1 glass Guiness
1 scoop vanilla ice cream

By Mike (via email)


You're going to have to get me rrreeeaalllly drunk before I try that one.

There are some reasonably civilized recipes for things like lemon-pepper chicken, pad thai, tom yam soup (another Thai recipe), and some other stuff.