Just in time for X-mas: Despair.com comes out with its 2003 Calendar, for all your gift-giving needs. (This one is my favourite.)
Speaking of the Yuletide season, I was wandering the aisles of The Bay today, and found myself wondering how many of their loudspeakers (which were blaring carols, of course) I could take out with a BB-gun before I was arrested. Thinking about now, I'd probably need more firepower than that.