Think you erased all that data off your hard drive before getting rid of it? Think again. (Via Slashdot.)
Then, once you've got your data disposal problem under control, why not brush up on your propaganda techniques? (Via abuddhas memes.)
And remember, you should always fall to your knees and worship a librarian (via The Shifted Librarian). As Michael Moore can attest, you want them on your side.