Good to see that Random Blog Quotes is back in the saddle again. They hadn't updated for quite some time.
Anyone who has ever dealt with cranky customers on the phone will enjoy the quote taken from this blog:
"Billy: Ma'am. I believe I have been very patient with you. I have done nothing but try to help you and explain the situation to you. I'd like to tell you that normally, we would disconnect a caller after they have used foul language twice. I'd like to let you know that you have sworn nine times and that I'm still here trying to help you.Somebody, give that guy a day off.Lady: Oh!? You've been counting have you?
Billy: As a matter of fact, yes I have ma'am.
Lady: Well! 9 times you said? Let me make it a nice round number for you how bout I swear 10 times. You're a Fucken Asshole.
Billy: Actually - ma'am - that would be 11.
Lady: *unintelligible mumble* *hangs up*"